Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Spring Break is Upon Us!


What does this mean to students everywhere? A syndrome called Academic Remission. This is otherwise known as the inability to concentrate, participate, collaborate or complete their assignments prior to the designated time of merriment and joy off campus. This syndrome is a proven impediment of metal skill that subsides only after a period of warmth and happiness has occurred before returning back into dull routines of academia and societal responsibility.

After polling a small group of students, it is easy to figure most of the population between the ages of 15 and 25 are wriggling with impatience. Teachers everywhere are urged to renegotiate their lesson plans and schedules to accommodate this nationwide phenomenon. It is to be certain, however, this will not be permanent. April is predicted to be the appropriate month to return to normal educational activities.

Students, do not fear, spring break will soon be here - but it never comes quite fast enough now does it?

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